MISSISSAUGA! HERE WE GO AGAIN!
YIPPEEYAYS! It's that time of year again! In this Wednesday's Council agenda! YESSS!
"2007 Successes Report
Janice Baker, City Manager, will address Council with respect to the 2007
Successes Report.
Corporate Report R-4/Motion
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I'm telling you people --the Corporate annual "Successes" Report is SUCH FUN! Especially if you're In-The-Know because you've got a raft of Freedom of Information documents on those Corporate Successes. And not to mention the In-The-Know that only sitting in on the almost-something-like-quarterly Audit Committee meetings can bring.
The Mississauga Successes 2007 indeed!
Check this out! --Time Travel to this time last year when MIssissauga City Manager, Janice Baker served up the...
MISSISSAUGA "SUCCESSES 2006" Report
(Click here to go directly to the clip on Google Video)
Love this part in the video:
"We've gone through a number of changes over the years with respect to the report. It started out more as an internal accountability document. But then us realizing the value of reporting each year on things that we've done to improve the economy, effectiveness and efficiency of the city and some of the great projects we have, we've really moved it to an external focus." (2006 Successes Report Janice Baker --Mississauga City Manager)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And in their 2006 Successes Report, Janice Baker mentions the 2006 World Leadership Award.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*SNORK*
And there's this part in the video where Baker says that these annual Corporate SUCCESSES Reports are:
"...a nice way for citizens to see how others recognize the work that our staff and [Ed. wipes tears of laughter from eyes] Council have done." (2006 Successes Report Janice Baker --Mississauga City Manager)
But the biggest laugh happens at the 5 minute mark in the video --how Mississauga governance is
"...always wanting to ensure that our citizens understand that Accountability is very important to us." (2006 Successes Report Janice Baker --Mississauga City Manager)
OH MY! HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH... Yep. Can't wait til Wednesday to find out, how many "Trust, Quality, Excellence"s will be slung about by the City Manager. There's certain to be at least one "Leading Today for Tomorrow" (not counting the two "Leading Today for Tomorrow"s projected on both Corporate Council Chamber screens just to lend Irony to any Council proceeding.)
The Mississauga Communications Department are MASTERS.
AND SPEAKING OF REPORTS
Check out how Peel Regional Police handle their reporting to the Peel Police Services Board on public complaints. Really, you need to examine the remarkable contrast between reports presented by a public service versus those of a "child-of-the-Province"-corporation like The Corporation of the City of Mississauga.
People might also want to read the Mississauga News article on the Peel Police quarterly report on public complaints, "Complaints against officers down".
Watch the video for yourself as Peel Regional Deputy Chief Paul Tetzlaff uses such comforting words like "training" "professional standards" "heightened efforts" "continue to keep the matter in the forefront" and "keep reinforcing it at the supervisory level". Like, I said, public service.
PEEL POLICE SERVICES BOARD on: Public Complaints (080418)
(Click here to go directly to the clip on YouTube or Google Video)
While I'm at it, our MissyNews featured a troubling article "Peel Police seeing more cases of child abuse"
Here's the actual video of the child abuse presentation by Det. Sgt. Scott Sharman of the Special Victims Unit at Friday's Peel Police Services Board. Our Peelers have their work cut out for them...
Peel Police Services Board Presentation on Child Abuse Part1
(Click here to go directly to the clip on YouTube or Google Video)
Peel Police Services Board Presentation on Child Abuse Part2
(Click here to go directly to the clip on YouTube or Google Video)
Signed,
The (Not CITIES NOW! ACCOUNTABILITY FIRST!) Mississauga Muse

UPDATE: 080421 12:05pm. I have replaced the video, "PEEL POLICE SERVICES BOARD on: Public Complaints (080418)" both on YouTube and Google Video. This morning I noticed a wording problem in one of the captions. MISSISSAUGAWATCH strives for accuracy and apologizes for this error.
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Comments (2)
While Mayor David Miller preaches 'transparency,' some councillors complain increasing secrecy is shutting them out
[Ed: Thanks to "Anonymous and Courtesy TORONTO STAR]
Posted by Anonymous | April 20, 2008 4:35 PM
Posted on April 20, 2008 16:35
They’ve must have reinvented the new ESL “English as the Success Language” classes because I’ve campared my old Clarkson High School dictionary with an updated Funk & Wagnalls and they still both quote the same thing.
“Volunteers” and “Free Will” workers do the same thing.
These $314 a day Maplehurst Superjail inmates don’t resemble any thing like there was an intention to upload provincial clean up road gang crews that Peel’s built and planned their Ministry of Corrections housing units around.
Notably, Mrs McCallion's Quality Continuing Improvement Centre’s missing from Daniel Ho’s background shot and the Benson and Hedges that wont let Hazel's Unauthorized Solution cigarette butts go away?
http://www.mississauga.com/article/13270
Posted by Wayne Nagy | April 21, 2008 10:26 AM
Posted on April 21, 2008 10:26